Some parts are missing now. Monitor and hard drives are gone and cpu has some bent pins. 12.24.2019 It is running out of pieces. Merry Christmas. When I published this article, I thought I could just get it off my chest, and so I am. I blew the motherboard putting it together, so I don’t even know If I fried everything. Ask the keyboard. Dropped the cpu and bents some pins. Does it work like the brain? Don’t know.
That’s what I get for people trying to help through f@ggot walls. My brain felt like it was in deep fryer while being shocked by constant flow electric bolt. Illegal drugs are easier on the brain, at least the ones I have tried.
*IMPORTANT Note: Due to technical difficulties with army men, we needed to change a few things around like my email address. Please use my new email to send your personal info and resume. If you already sent something, I apologize for the inconvenience. I need you to resend the info in order to qualify for this amazing offering. Thanks again and please accept my sincere apology. firstname.lastname@example.org
Good morning friends, and thank you for your service to Gaia…our planet. That’s her name in case you didn’t know. I want to give away an awesome computer to a qualified veteran. What makes you qualified? Circuit repair skills is what I am looking for. I am building an new computer company and need someone who has what it takes to repair motherboards and any other circuit repairs.
You must know what your are doing to be eligible for this amazing offering of love. The computer comes complete with the spirit of Optimus Prime. You must get the computer up and operational before it walks out my door, so please don’t waste my time. If I invite you over…please have a brief resume of your skill set.
It will take some time to setup the new company but if you are interested you will be at the top of my list for a position. Please reply to article and the bottom of the page, and let us know a little about yourself and what you have done to protect Gaia. And email me your personal information and resume to email@example.com
Thank you for your precious time today and good luck.
EVGA 120-G1-1000-VR 80 PLUS GOLD 1000 W 5 yr Warranty Fully Modular NVIDIA SLI Ready and Crossfire Support
AMD FX-8350 Black Edition Vishera 8-Core 4.0GHz (4.2GHz Turbo) Socket AM3+ 125W FD8350FRHKBOX Desktop Processor
ASUS Xonar Essence STX Virtual 7.1 Channels 24-bit 192KHz PCI Express x1 Interface 124 dB SNR / Headphone AMP Card
Cooler Master HAF X – High Air Flow Full Tower Computer Case with Windowed Side Panel and USB 3.0 Ports In Box (MARINED up a bit)
SAPPHIRE Vapor-X Radeon R9 290 11227-05-40G 4GB 512-Bit GDDR5 PCI Express 3.0 CrossFireX Support 2 Part Slot Occupied Video Card
G.SKILL TridentX Series 16GB (2 x 8GB) 240-Pin DDR3 SDRAM DDR3 2400 (PC3 19200) Desktop Memory Model F3-2400C10D-16GTX
Dell E2414Hr Black 24″ 5ms Widescreen LED Backlight LCD Monitor 250 cd/m2 1,000:1
Microsoft Windows 10 Pro 64-bit – OEM
Kingston SSDNow V300 Series SV300S37A/240G 2.5″ 240GB SATA III Internal Solid State Drive (SSD) 3 Drives
CM Storm Devastator – LED Gaming Keyboard and Mouse Combo Bundle (Red Edition) $30 Brand NEw in Box
ASUS SABERTOOTH 990FX R2.0 AM3+ AMD 990FX + SB950 8 x SATA 6Gb/s USB 3.0 ATX AMD Motherboard with UEFI BIOS (Broken…this needs repair and is the goal of this offer to one special protector)
Once thank you for your help with this important issue. God Bless. Rastafari (CPU might be gone by now.)