The History of the Word Butthole
by Robert G Brown
Original Draft – 3/9/2015
*Inspired by Marcus from PCJ C3-330…he really liked the word butthole and cornbread.
*And special thanks to my totally awesome friend Jack Black for taking one for the team.
It was at that moment, he uttered the word, “Butthole.” As it flatulated from his lips…the people gazed upon him with great curiousity. They had never heard this word uttered by any of their brethren before now. As this new vocabulary penetrated their minds, as they concentrated on the depth of its meaning. After long heavy thoughts fell like logs into a river…their new understanding refreshed their hearts and flushed their souls.
The people of the Kingdom immediately brought the scholar before their King and presented the word like a swift wind. The King seemed constipated in thought; when all of a sudden, a loud trumpet sounded and a peaceful relief filled the air.
The King decided to honor the scholar’s wisdom by this decree:
All citizens of the Kingdom were to eat at least 30 grams of fiber a day and at least 50% was to be insoluble to aid in proper digestion. It was then…a stinky wind blew upon the Kingdom and they giggled happily ever after.
THE END
